We like pretty shiny things, snazzy t-shirts, and soft textiles.
And just so that we're clear, "we" refers to one human and two dogs who mostly just keep her warm while she's working.
"Love that buuuun!" - Instagram comment
"Disgusting, just terrible" - random flea market vendor re: the Angry Feminist Knitter's Club pin
"Are people gonna actually buy that?" - my mom